A Cowboy's Guide to Life

responsored by: Tutti

Don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
The biggest troublemaker
you'll probably ever have to deal with
watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew;
your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing
when your mouth's a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it
are two entirely different propositions.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there with ya.
Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
When you give a personal lesson in meanness